pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

“you only post selfies for the attention”

incorrect

everything I do is for attention

religiousmom:

groups of people blocking the entire hallway

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

softandcreamy:

real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

fake-mermaid:

can’t wait till 2014 so i can accomplish nothing again

kittydog-graphics:

sirseph:

TRAGIC BACKSTORY EXPLAINS BEHAVIOR BUT DOES NOT EXCUSE IT

TRAGIC BACKSTORY EXPLAINS BEHAVIOR BUT DOES NOT EXCUSE IT

TRAGIC BACKSTORY EXPLAINS BEHAVIOR BUT DOES NOT EXCUSE IT

WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

THIS APPLIES TO BOTH CHARACTERS AND PEOPLE

jaclcfrost:

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

whybenedict:

things i’m ready for

• sherlock

things i’m not ready for

• sherlock

thequeenofhell:

Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize